STEVEN FROM LONDON
ON A RECENT LADS TRIP TO AMSTERDAM, MY MATE WHO IS A BIT
OF A LADIES MAN WAS ATTRACTED TO THE MOST GORGEOUS
LOOKING WOMEN WE HAD EVER SEEN.
SHE HAD LEGS UP TO HER ARMPITS AND LONG DARK HAIR, SHE
WAS STUNNING, AND SHE WAS SITTING AT THE BAR OF OUR
HOTEL.
SO THINKING HE IS THE MOST IRRESPIRABLE MAN ON EARTH, HE
MADE A BEE LINE FOR HER, PULLING OUT ALL THE TRICKS IN
THE BOOK, AND ALL HIS OLD CHAT UP LINES.
AS USUAL HE MANAGED TO PULL IT OFF, AND THIS HEAVENLY
CREATURE FELL FOR THE PLAY, HOOK LINE AND SINKER, MUCH
TO OUR DESPAIR AS FOR ONCE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO
SEE HIM FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE.
HE CAME BACK TO THE TABLE WE WERE SITTING AT . FULL OF
HIMSELF, AND GAVE US THE NOD, SAYING THAT HE HAD PULLED
, AND ASKED THAT I SHARE ANOTHER ROOM FOR THE NIGHT AS
HE WANTED TO ENTERTAIN HIS NEW FRIEND IN OURS.
LATER WE ALL RETURNED TO OUR ROOMS. I BUNKED IN WITH
SOME OF THE LADS NEXT DOOR TO THE ROOM I SHARED WITH
LOVER BOY.
WE ALL SETTLED DOWN FOR THE NIGHT, WHEN WE HEARD A BIG
COMMOTION COMING FROM THE ROOM MY FRIEND WAS IN, AND
HEARD TWO MALE VOICES SHOUTING LOUDLY. THINKING THAT OUR
FRIEND HAD AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR EG; THE YOUNG LADIES
BOYFRIEND OR HUSBAND WE CHARGED NEXT DOOR.
THE LOVELY GIRL CAME RUSHING OUT OF THE ROOM, PICKING UP
ITEMS OF CLOTHING.AS WE RUSHED INTO THE ROOM READY TO
DEFEND OUR FRIEND WE FOUND OUR MATE WHITE AS A SHEET AND
SHAKING. WHEN HE HAD CALMED DOWN. HE EXPLAINED TO US,
THAT HE HAD BEEN GETTING ROMANTIC WITH HIS NEW FRIEND
AND AS THE PASSION ROSE HIS HANDS BEGAN TO WANDER ALL
OVER HER BODY.
BUT HIS HANDS DISCOVERED MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR, HE
CAME IN CONTACT WITH AN UNEXPECTED LUMP- IN AN AREA YOU
WOULDN'T EXPECT THERE SHOULD BE ONE ON SUCH A LOVELY
CREATURE.
HE SUDDENLY FOUND HIMSELF IN NO-MAN'S LAND, AND YELLING
IN SHOCK, TOLD HIS GUEST IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS WHERE TO
GO. THE SO - CALLED LADY HEADED FOR THE DOOR, RATHER
HASTILY - NOT BEFORE ASKING FOR MONEY IN RATHER A DEEP
VOICE.
MY FRIEND IS NOW VERY CAREFUL WHO HE PRACTISES HIS
LADY-KILLER MOVES ON.
Lucy from cornwall
Have you ever had a friend, who
you only have to look at, and
you automatically know what they
are thinking.
I think working in social care,
makes you have a different kind
of warped sense of humour. It is
used as protection against the
stressess and strains that can
happen in the course of the work
things that other people might
not find amusing, we do, and if
you have a great friend, and you
share the same kind of humour,
it makes the sadness that the
job can entails, get pushed away
for a little while.
i have found that most of the
social care profession have this
sense of humour, as i suppose we
are dealing with every day
personal care and some of the
most disgusting things
imaginable including death, some
people might find it rather
extreme, and we never humiliate
or degrade people, but i reckon
fire men, police men the nursing
profession etc all have this
weird humour. let me know